Chicks with dicks everywhere, on the beach and mugging friends of mine on Las Ramblas   This place is full… READ MORE

Seaside towns with students, spliff, crusties and people who never grow up…welcome to Brightonalona I see many parallels between Barcelona… READ MORE

Dash for the finish line on a winning streak…feeling my age  We’ve just finished our football season. We ended on… READ MORE

Seniorittas blooming into English roses in the space of hours…  It’s amazing how quick I can get from where I… READ MORE

More dog shit, cramped apartments, antique entrance halls, cockroaches, grumpy pensioners and immigrants As befits an old fishing village, the… READ MORE

Old people, dog shit, cockroaches, spit, pregnant teenagers, the smell of sea and fish…welcome to my neighbourhood  Narrow streets covered… READ MORE

Come on the Chels…We are the Chelce…Chavs vs Catalans in Ramblas Showdown…Chelsea smile  We were recently invaded by Chelsea fans… READ MORE

Touching sloth – or my utter fear of it. Vegetarian for life. No flesh doth pass mine lips. Meat is… READ MORE