Branston Pickle, Cheddar Cheese, PG Tips, Sky, EasyJet…lovely jubbly.  It would be easy – and many people do – to… READ MORE

Good craic, Irish bars and loads of Brazilians I play football for FC Flatherty’s, a big Irish pub at the… READ MORE

Dodgy Barnet. Lame hairdressers in BCN make Howard Jones look cool. Plus Spanish celeb obsession.  What do you need to… READ MORE

More generalisations, flag burning, stereoptype propagation, taking it tranquilo, please turn the sound down.  Did you know that, like us,… READ MORE

When in Rome, Ode To Keats, mobile robbery, Turkish delights and Istanbul wasn’t built in a day.  I lost my… READ MORE

Terrible experience at the mercy of the hands of a masseuse, New Age music gone wrong, dolphin mating sounds meets… READ MORE

Beggars belief, distressing sights in BCN, Ravalikstan, The Libertines, Med surfing and other inane observations  One strange experience I had… READ MORE

Acupuncture, no smoking, no caffeine, herbal teas, vegetarian…a reformed and misearble character who still has ringing ears.  Tinnitus. What a… READ MORE

BCN barrios, getting the needle, whistle possee make some noise…forever!  Again it’s been far too long since I’ve been in… READ MORE

I do, I do, I do. Newcastle, BCN, Model Miss Behaviour  Tis the year of many weddings and hence many… READ MORE